NASCAR Quotes

"If you hold it wide open, it should stick."
-Elliott Sadler during qualifying for Texas Busch race (2004?).

"Stupid Son of a Bitch... How can you not see a bright orange car?"
-Tony Stewart after Rusty Wallace spun him at Bristol (year unknown)

"The 99 ran into the back of me going down the backstretch and I'm not taking anymore of his bull. If he wants to mess with me, we can calm him down -- I guarantee you that."
- Dale Jarrett, on being hit from behind by Carl Edwards in the 2005 Coca-Cola 600

"I told Joe a month ago that winning is like sex. The more you do it, the more you like it."
- Felix Sabates grossly over-stating the value of winning a race

"The only way he was gonna beat us was if we wrecked - so he came up there and took us out himself."
- Matt Kenseth on Dale Earnhardt Junior (race unknown, likely Busch Series)

"I'd say he definitely had the better car and he was probably going to win the race. I killed his chances of doing that."
- Dale Earnhardt Junior referring to his wreck with Matt Kenseth (race unknown, likely Busch Series)

"Making 31 appearances at Hooters wasn't exactly what I wanted to do."
- Dale Jarrett on almost signing a Hooters sponsorship earlier in his career.

"It's like when your girlfriend breaks up with you, she has to tell all her girlfriends about what's going to happen, but you don't know. That's the way it is here."
- Kenny Irwin discussing how the driver is always the last to know he's being replaced.

"Mike Wallace needs to be shot."
- Jeff Gordon on the car radio during the 2005 Pennsylvania 500 (soon afterwards Wallace hit the wall)

"Jimmy Spencer never forgets.... to eat!"
- Jimmy Spencer, responding to a joke by FX channel TV announcers that he mistook the 'O' on FOX for a doughnut and ate it